Episode 325
Episode 325: The Unspoken Truth Behind School Shootings: Race and Responsibility
This podcast episode delves into the pressing and often overlooked issue of school shootings, a topic that has become increasingly relevant in contemporary discourse. We engage in a critical examination of statistics surrounding these incidents, highlighting the racial demographics of perpetrators and the narratives constructed by the media. The discussion reveals unsettling truths about the patterns of gun violence, particularly focusing on the disproportionate impact on communities of color, while also scrutinizing the societal implications of such tragedies. Through a serious lens, we unpack the complexities of race, mental health, and the media's role in shaping public perception. As we navigate this sensitive topic, we aim to provide listeners with factual insights and foster a deeper understanding of the broader context surrounding school shootings in America.
Takeaways:
- The podcast highlights the alarming frequency of school shootings in the United States, with a particular emphasis on the racial dynamics involved in the perpetration of these crimes.
- We delve into the contrasting narratives perpetuated by the media regarding gun violence, revealing a significant disparity in the portrayal of perpetrators based on race.
- Our discussion emphasizes the necessity for a critical examination of societal narratives surrounding gun violence and school shootings, advocating for a more nuanced understanding of the statistics involved.
- The speakers reflect on the psychological and societal factors contributing to the rise of school shootings, particularly focusing on the impact of mental health and access to firearms.
- A significant point raised is the need for comprehensive reforms in gun legislation to address the root causes of gun violence and prevent future tragedies in educational institutions.
- The episode concludes by reinforcing the importance of community engagement and dialogue in addressing the complex issues surrounding school shootings, urging listeners to participate actively in these discussions.
Transcript
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Speaker B:So I'm doing all this and I spent the better part because I did a peach cobbler today, too, and I spent the better part of the day cooking food.
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Speaker B:It's Reuben Low B.
Speaker B:And on the ones and twos, Ag.
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Speaker A:Welcome to a brand new episode of five minute warning.
Speaker A:Of course, always is your man Reuben in the house on the Internet.
Speaker A:And I'm never by myself, of course, as always, I'm with my cousin Ag.
Speaker B:What's happening, y'?
Speaker B:All?
Speaker B:How you doing?
Speaker A:Oh, man, things are beautiful.
Speaker A:Things are beautiful.
Speaker A:Sorry we're a little late, but you know, it is what it is.
Speaker A:Lives happen.
Speaker A:And so this time, so we gonna get.
Speaker A:We're gonna go ahead and just jump all body into this shit right here.
Speaker A:So this week I want us to talk about a different situation that we really don't talk about a lot, really, because for the most part, it doesn't necessarily affect Agni directly.
Speaker A:It could possibly affect Mo B directly, but we're going to talk a little bit about school shootings because there's an understanding, there's a thought.
Speaker A:But when it's all said and done, we're going to hit you with some facts.
Speaker A:And then after we hit you with some facts, we're going to go ahead and talk about the school shooting aspect itself.
Speaker A:What's going on today?
Speaker A:Moby?
Speaker C:What's up, man?
Speaker A:So first of all, in our lifetime, we've unfortunately seen more school shootings than anybody should ever see, right?
Speaker A:Like, there's columbine, there's Sandy hook, there's uvalde in Texas.
Speaker A:Like, there's a whole bunch of them.
Speaker A:But what I want to Talk about.
Speaker A:Before we get into opinions and thoughts and feelings, I want to talk about numbers.
Speaker A:Now, first of all, one thing that all three of those in common is the perpetrator was Caucasian.
Speaker A:All right?
Speaker A:However, looking at numbers, as far as school shootings go, as a whole, 53% more school shootings are done by black people.
Speaker A:Now, here's the thing.
Speaker A:They broke it up in a couple different sections.
Speaker A:Right there is the rampage, oh, my God, I'm gonna shoot everybody because my life sucks.
Speaker A:And then it's the, nah, brother, I'm just shooting your ass.
Speaker A:No, of course, in the rampage only part, I'm shooting everybody because my life sucks.
Speaker A:Mostly white people.
Speaker A:You know, compromise.
Speaker A:55 To 65% of those perpetrators, where black individuals account for only 10 to 17%.
Speaker A:So my first question is, before I continue, gentlemen, I mean, just doing the numbers.
Speaker A:That's 65 to 83%, bro.
Speaker A:We're missing, like, a huge percentage out there of stuff that we don't necessarily hear about.
Speaker A:So whether they didn't give me any number.
Speaker A:They did not give me any numbers on the extra.
Speaker A:Any idea of, you know, I mean, are we talking, like.
Speaker A:I mean, we got to be real here.
Speaker A:You know, we gotta be talking race.
Speaker A:We are.
Speaker A:We've removed the black people, remove the white people.
Speaker A:I mean, you know, who else is there?
Speaker A:Just everybody else is like, oh, we're like, 1 2%.
Speaker A:And every once in a while, this Chinese dude blows up a school, like, or whatever, you know, Talk to me.
Speaker A:What do y' all think?
Speaker B:Man, I don't know.
Speaker B:I've been kind of struggling with the question since you posted it.
Speaker B:But now.
Speaker B:Now that I hear you talk about it.
Speaker B:Honestly, we don't.
Speaker B:Well, honestly, what I hear, we don't really talk about anything else other than those two.
Speaker B:Those two categories is all anybody's really keeping tabs on.
Speaker B:As far as I hear about.
Speaker B:I just saw something online, and I was looking up, trying to, you know, trying to prepare a little bit.
Speaker B:And there are all types of reasons why.
Speaker B:And then there's all sorts of racial and ethnic groups involved.
Speaker B:But for me, it seems to be, like, when somebody wants to create a narrative, that's the fodder that's used.
Speaker B:And then people that look like us have to come behind the people that's making the narrative and go, well, wait a minute.
Speaker B:We might shoot you up because you owe me drug money, but you're.
Speaker B:You're a sociopath.
Speaker B:And then that's the end of the conversation.
Speaker B:And actually, the Uvalde thing was I thought that kid was Hispanic.
Speaker B:I thought so.
Speaker B:And then there and then I could be wrong.
Speaker A:It wouldn't be his first time.
Speaker B:And then locally, you know, with respect to the three people that are here, they had the black dude that did something out of character at City hall, the City hall complex down in Virginia Beach.
Speaker A:Heard about that.
Speaker B:So, honestly, man, I don't know if the media does.
Speaker B:Does a very good job at helping us understand gun violence.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:In general, because to me, it really is a racial thing.
Speaker B:It's a tool for the media to use to create the narrative they want to create, to make mainstream America feel better about themselves.
Speaker B:And so that's kind of what I get from it, especially once I look it up and you see all these different categories and everything else.
Speaker B:But the sociopathic, you know, I don't know, man.
Speaker B:It seems like, you know, the really bad, bad mentally, you know, skewed behavior is what we're talking about.
Speaker B:And, you know, you got this dude that's live streaming and got a gun on the.
Speaker B:I feel like he's got a gun mounted to his.
Speaker B:I mean, he's got a camera mounted to his gun, and he's going around just slaughtering people.
Speaker B:Generally, black people don't do that.
Speaker B:Now, we will shoot you in the face if you owe me money, especially if it's drug money and that.
Speaker B:You know, like I said before, the media loves that, but they won't tell you the real truth about who's doing the most heinous crimes.
Speaker B:Now, a murder is a murder, don't get me wrong.
Speaker B:But when you walk into a school with an AR and you're laying waste to little kids and defenseless teachers, that's different.
Speaker B:Like, y' all teach me on this show all the time.
Speaker B:There is levels to this, so.
Speaker B:And black people generally at the cookout when these things happen.
Speaker B:So that's kind of my take on it.
Speaker B:I don't know if that's actually what you wanted to talk about, but that's my take on the situation in its entirety, as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Media doesn't really do a good job at breaking it up and really helping you understand who's perpetrating these crimes and why, because there's certainly information out there for sure, because I just looked it up in the little time I spent on it.
Speaker B:It was like, wow, I didn't know it was like that.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So, you know.
Speaker A:All right, Moby.
Speaker C:Well, gun violence disproportionately affects people of color.
Speaker C:And that is the narrative that media Likes to roll with, because that's the part that makes A, white people feel safe, and B, white people feel like they're not the problem.
Speaker C:So you can find so many statistics that, oh, well, chances are when somebody gets shot, it's black people involved.
Speaker C:And you can find ways to create that narrative.
Speaker C:However, when we're talking about the issue of mass shootings, nobody ever talks about that statistic, because if they did, because there actually is research that.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker C: of every mass shooting since: Speaker B:84.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:I mean,.
Speaker C:The numbers are what they are.
Speaker C:Now, granted.
Speaker C:How do you define mass shooting?
Speaker C:I guess more than one person getting shot in.
Speaker C:In a crowded area, it would be a mass shooting.
Speaker C:I don't know how they define mass shooting, but, like, most of them, like, generally, when you hear about a large group of people getting shot on random, it's pretty safe to say that the person's white.
Speaker C:Pretty safe to say it.
Speaker C:Now, that's not the narrative they say, because they go, well, you know, most gun violence is perpetrated by black people.
Speaker C:That's.
Speaker C:That's the narrative.
Speaker C:I'm like, yeah, but kind of like what AG said, it's kind of a personal thing like.
Speaker C:Like not saying that bullets have names and.
Speaker C:And innocent people don't get shot.
Speaker C:But once again, I've always.
Speaker C:In good, bad, or indifferent.
Speaker C:It's just what.
Speaker C:What has been prevalent in experiences I've had when I hear about somebody getting shot, unfortunately, one of the first questions I'm generally asked is the.
Speaker C:Did he do.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker B:Does she do?
Speaker C:Now, I'm not saying whatever they did justified getting shot.
Speaker C:I'm simply saying, in my experience, like, I don't know too many.
Speaker C:Like, I know they love to portray it on the gangster movies where, like, an initiation is going to kill an innocent person.
Speaker C:But that really ain't how shit happens in real life.
Speaker C:Usually when somebody gets shot, there's a reason.
Speaker C:It's probably.
Speaker C:It's never justifiable, but, like, it generally.
Speaker B:Is sometimes, man, you might not be justified, but you can understand it.
Speaker B:How about that?
Speaker C:Very different statements.
Speaker C:I can sometimes understand why motherfucker got shot, but typically when you hear about, like, oh, man, so and so shot up a building, it's like, oh, okay, what.
Speaker C:What white person was upset that day?
Speaker C:Like, once again, I've used it before, but, like, think about how surprised all three of us were because we were all in separate places in life.
Speaker C:When we saw the DC sniper was black, we was like, yo, Actually, he.
Speaker A:Was African or some.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:Once again, it doesn't matter.
Speaker A:I mean, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker C:Okay, Non white.
Speaker C:Once again, Africans, black.
Speaker C:Reuben, I know you.
Speaker C:I know it's weird to say that, but, yeah, he's black, bro.
Speaker A:All I.
Speaker A:All I'm saying to that is if you meet an African, they say they're African, you say they're black, they get offended.
Speaker B:And I'm just like, well, there needs to be context.
Speaker B:And that's why I'm laughing.
Speaker B:Because if he black in this country, Africa, Haitian, Jamaican, doesn't matter.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:He black.
Speaker B:Not unless there's something in the news that makes it even more salacious if he is Haitian, African, or whatever.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker A:That's just like Mike.
Speaker A:Mike Tirico was Italian.
Speaker C:Nah, that's not a whole different ball game, man.
Speaker B:Yeah, you're batting a zero right now, sir.
Speaker B:I mean, I. I bring that up for the point.
Speaker C:You brought that up just to, like, dig at Tirico.
Speaker C:And that's okay.
Speaker A:I'm.
Speaker C:I'm here for it.
Speaker C:But, like, it didn't apply.
Speaker B:I'm not wrong.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker C:But yeah, like, you know, narratives matter, especially in media.
Speaker C:And.
Speaker C:And here's the thing, man.
Speaker C:Is this black guy saying that the media has intentionally said, hey, we want to paint black people in a negative light?
Speaker C:Yes, that's exactly what the fuck I'm saying.
Speaker C:Because that's what gets ratings, and that's what.
Speaker C:That's what the money wants to see.
Speaker C:Like, do I think the media is inherently racist?
Speaker C:No, I think the media is inherently trying to get money, trying to get grabs.
Speaker C:That's what the media does.
Speaker C:Now, the people in control of the media.
Speaker C:Yes, those people are probably racist.
Speaker B:Two, though.
Speaker C:Oh, absolutely.
Speaker C:I can absolutely spot that green, baby.
Speaker C:Now, what I will also say it's the same way I feel about people who are die hard about Trump.
Speaker C:When people go, well, you can't just say they're racist because they support Trump.
Speaker C:I can separate the two ag.
Speaker C:But what I can also say is, but they don't have a problem with a racist being in charge large.
Speaker C:So the media, like, hey, the person might not be racist, but they don't have a problem with pushing racism.
Speaker B:Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
Speaker B:That's true.
Speaker B:It's just.
Speaker C:It's a slippery slope.
Speaker B:That's why I don't.
Speaker B:I can't separate them.
Speaker B:That's exactly why I can't separate.
Speaker C:Now, personally, if you don't want to separate the two, great, but I choose to separate the two.
Speaker C:Because it's easier for me to separate than to just.
Speaker C:Then to just put everybody in a bucket of your race.
Speaker C:It's like, no, because that shit's so hard to prove.
Speaker C:But what I can prove irrefutably is you don't have a problem with the racism.
Speaker C:The racism doesn't bother you.
Speaker C:So if it makes you feel better for me not to call you a racist, cool.
Speaker C:But you don't have a problem with racism.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I mean, that's fair.
Speaker A:So the other thing is, when I looked up school shootings, this is what I will say.
Speaker A:What it does not do is say it breaks it up into different types of schools, right?
Speaker A:All right, so I'm gonna include the Virginia Tech massacre situation.
Speaker A:That dude was not white.
Speaker A:That dude was not black.
Speaker A:I do not know.
Speaker A:I do not remember what ethnicity he was, but I know he want one of them.
Speaker A:So, like, which is probably the first time I feel like I can say.
Speaker A:I've heard about a mass shooting.
Speaker A:And the dude want white and the dude want.
Speaker A:I want to say Asian, but I don't want to do that, like, because I don't truly know.
Speaker C:Well, I. I'll give you some.
Speaker C:A number that I found.
Speaker C:And this is just, you know, lump sum of, like, March.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C: to: Speaker C:The culprits there have been 87 white, 27 black, 12 Latino, 10 Asian, 5 other, 5 Native.
Speaker C:No, 3 Native American, and 15 unknown.
Speaker C:Unknown or unclear, Are they a dog or a mutt?
Speaker A:Like, what is the.
Speaker A:Is other?
Speaker C:Like, here's the thing that means, you know, culturally, maybe it was not clear.
Speaker B:Could be Jewish.
Speaker C:I mean, once again, that's the funny thing about race and culture.
Speaker C:Those two aren't the same.
Speaker A:Hence, Mike Tirico.
Speaker A:Like,.
Speaker B:I'm talking about Mike Tirico.
Speaker B:I'm not wrong, but I'm not wrong.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker C:You kind of.
Speaker C:You kind of are in this sense.
Speaker A:Wait a minute, man.
Speaker A:Look, because you just said it.
Speaker A:Race and culture are different, right?
Speaker A:So he.
Speaker C:He doesn't identify as black because he thinks his culture eliminates race.
Speaker C:Two different examples.
Speaker A:But we know it does not, right?
Speaker B:And that's why I'm like, why are we talking about him?
Speaker A:I'm just saying.
Speaker A:I'm just bringing it up.
Speaker B:I mean, I hear what you're saying, and you're not wrong.
Speaker B:It's just.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I mean, I'm like, which one of these things is not the same?
Speaker B:That's all I'm saying.
Speaker B:Because, I mean, Mike Tirico is like, He.
Speaker B:He thinks that his Italian heritage will help him sit at the front of the bus when that's not true.
Speaker B:But that's not what we're even talking about.
Speaker B:That's all I'm saying.
Speaker A:So, Mocho Cowboy, if you sit down a table of 15 races.
Speaker B:Well, that's what Caitlin Clark's finding out right now.
Speaker B:But we all know that to start with.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker A:And that's the thing, right?
Speaker A:So back to school shootings.
Speaker A:It's like, I'm gonna be very honest with you, and maybe y' all have a different.
Speaker A:And maybe.
Speaker A:Maybe I'm just not hearing it or seeing it.
Speaker A:I never heard of a black person.
Speaker C:Killing.
Speaker A:Having a mass shooting in a school and killing everybody, not certain people.
Speaker A:Because I would say that.
Speaker C:I get what you're saying.
Speaker C:I. I get what you're saying, because I. I kind of agree.
Speaker C:Now, we're not simply saying that innocent people don't get shot in the line of somebody being like, hey, I'm trying to kill that person.
Speaker C:I missed indiscriminately.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Because I would say.
Speaker A:And I think is.
Speaker A:I feel like we all can agree upon that.
Speaker A:We ain't out here just going up in a school and just saying, you know, we ain't doing that.
Speaker A:It's like, I need.
Speaker C:The statistics show.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:That we don't do that really ain't us.
Speaker A:But, yo, you looking for John John and fourth period.
Speaker A:Yeah, that dead.
Speaker A:Like, you going to fourth period.
Speaker A:And it's like, John John, stay.
Speaker A:The rest of y' all can go now.
Speaker A:If John John got a friend, he decides to stay.
Speaker A:I guess it might become a mass shooting, because then that's more than one person.
Speaker A:Because that dude decides to hang out with John John.
Speaker B:You know, I'm glad you said that again, because Mo brought it up two minutes ago.
Speaker B:It's just like, we need to figure out what mass shooting means.
Speaker B:And a disagreement or money being.
Speaker B:Or drugs being involved.
Speaker B:That's not a mass shooting.
Speaker B:Even though 30 people died, I don't think that's a mass shooting.
Speaker B:We all know what a mass shooting is, and that's not the definition.
Speaker B:However, definitions are really important, and we need to define what a mass shooting is actually called in mainstream America, because they get awfully quiet about race when 50%, 50 people, 50 kids get killed and it's a white guy.
Speaker B:So we really needed to find it, even though everybody and everybody walking knows what it is.
Speaker A:I mean, because.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like that.
Speaker A:So what the World says is a mass shooting is generally defined as an incident of a fire, a fire on violence in which multiple victims are shot or killed in a single event.
Speaker A:Though there is no universally accepted specific definition because organizations, researchers and government agencies use different criteria to track these events.
Speaker A:Statistics and incident counts can vary significantly.
Speaker A:So like I think mass shootings or.
Speaker C:Whatever by the person who wants to define the mass shooting.
Speaker A:Yeah, it says mass shootings.
Speaker A:Whatever you want, motherfucker.
Speaker A:Because I would say a mass shooting is more than three people.
Speaker C:I wouldn't define mass shooting based on the number of people that got shot.
Speaker C:I personally, personally would define mass shooting as.
Speaker C:Was the intent of the shooting to kill as many people as possible or was the intent to kill a specific target?
Speaker C:If you had a specific target in mind and you happened hit more people, that to me doesn't necessarily classify as a mass shooting.
Speaker C:That's my personal definition.
Speaker C:Mass shooting to me is like, hey, I was trying to shoot as many as possible, point blank, period.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And Nikki.
Speaker B:I agree.
Speaker A:And Nikki's like, that seems to be a very bureaucratic answer.
Speaker A:In order to limit what actions can be done as far as reparations for victims and justice being served.
Speaker A:I mean, yeah.
Speaker A:And I mean, I, I, and I would pull table number two.
Speaker A:Who was in charge of making rules for, you know, for stuff like that.
Speaker A:That would not be us.
Speaker A:So, so yeah, it's almost like a, a catch all basket.
Speaker A:Hey, man, more than one person got shot and there's some tragedy.
Speaker A:That's a mass shooting.
Speaker A:That's how we gonna do it now, if one do one dude went somewhere and shot one dude.
Speaker A:And we'll just talk about for five seconds on the news and keep it pushing.
Speaker A:I mean, because the question is, when it all comes down to it, who does it benefit more?
Speaker A:Does it benefit the people who got shot, the people who shot them or the media?
Speaker B:The media, hands down, of course.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:That's why they label things the way they feel like it needs to be labeled.
Speaker A:Now what usually happens after that is when police talk.
Speaker A:That's the official label.
Speaker A:But of course I feel like their official label is what they want to be too.
Speaker A:And then when it becomes that, then the media just absorbs that and repurposes and moves on.
Speaker A:You know, I mean, yeah, it's, it's that stuff.
Speaker A:That stuff is sad.
Speaker A:I mean, and we're talking about school shootings in particular, because we.
Speaker A:Mass shootings could be anything, such as in Colorado, what was like six, seven years ago when the dude went to the grocery Store and just started shooting up, like.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then got held hostage and he had hostages, and then they ended up getting his ass.
Speaker A:And then, of course, one thing that hit closer to home here is a Walmart shooting in Chesapeake when a dude went there looking for specific people in Walmart, and then he took himself out because he's a.
Speaker A:But that's the difference.
Speaker A:That's my opinion.
Speaker A:That's for another day.
Speaker A:Like, so, you know, we're not necessarily talking about that, but that would probably fall under the mass shooting title.
Speaker A:We're just really talking about the kids stuff.
Speaker A:Because when it's all said and done, there are children who are walking into schools with shit they shouldn't have.
Speaker A:And for whatever reason, whether it's Johnny in the block, Susie owes some money because, you know, my owe me money, or hey, man, all them kids.
Speaker A:And to start shooting a whole bunch of little kids ain't got nothing to do it like, yo, that.
Speaker A:That shit's crazy.
Speaker A:And the numbers say that that is a majority Caucasian situation.
Speaker A:Whether we can.
Speaker A:Whether we agree or disagree, that's what the numbers say, you know?
Speaker A:And then the Virginia Tech situation, first of all, sad for Virginia Tech, that shit was bad, but that shit was also, like, wild.
Speaker A:The dude just said, fuck it.
Speaker A:I'm just gonna.
Speaker A:I'm gonna.
Speaker A:But he went after a certain person and just end up shooting a whole.
Speaker B:Bunch of other people, if I'm correct.
Speaker A:I want.
Speaker B:I'm not really sure.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:All I know is a whole lot of people died that day.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:I never knew.
Speaker B:I never knew that he was in, you know, looking for a particular person.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I want.
Speaker A:And I could be wrong, and I'm.
Speaker A:I'll look it up later and correct myself later, because I probably am wrong.
Speaker A:I want to say what's behind a girl?
Speaker B:And that's a whole nother category.
Speaker B:I just read.
Speaker A:That's a whole nother category.
Speaker B:That's what I'm saying, man.
Speaker B:It's just like.
Speaker B:That's what Mo was trying to say is it's like if you start out looking for a particular group or person, it's not the mass shooting that we're talking about.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Now Uvalde, Columbine, Sandy Hook, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker B:That's what we're talking about.
Speaker A:Well, Columbine, that dude was looking for people and he decided to take other out.
Speaker A:Because, remember, in Columbine, there are some people that he's.
Speaker A:He did not shoot.
Speaker A:Oh, really?
Speaker B:I didn't know.
Speaker B:Yeah, okay.
Speaker A:He was, you know, he was, he was a.
Speaker A:Like, you, you, you.
Speaker B:You're cool.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker B:I'm out.
Speaker C:That.
Speaker A:That was him.
Speaker A:That was that dude in Columbine.
Speaker A:Because, you know, he.
Speaker A:He shot people who wronged him and those who were nice to him.
Speaker A:He did not shoot.
Speaker B:It's the other category, bullying.
Speaker A:I mean, so, like.
Speaker A:But once again, you know what we don't want to do in this country is have stricter gun laws.
Speaker A:And once again, it's crazy because you have one side.
Speaker A:It's like, they want to take your guns.
Speaker A:Nah, we just don't want random people who shouldn't have access to your guns.
Speaker A:Get your goddamn guns.
Speaker A:Like, when it's all said and done, I could give a damn if you have a gun or not.
Speaker A:I really don't care because I feel like, hey, you should be able to protect yourself if somebody busts up in your house.
Speaker A:Hey, man, as far as I'm concerned, that's fair game.
Speaker A:Like, you breaking my house, that's fair game.
Speaker A:Now if you shoot him, then you shoot like another six, seven times.
Speaker A:That's a bit much.
Speaker A:There are limits to this shit.
Speaker A:There are limits to this shit.
Speaker B:It really is.
Speaker A:You can't be like, pop got your ass.
Speaker A:Take that shit, fool.
Speaker A:Nah, man, we can't be doing that.
Speaker B:But I mean, like I said on the show many times, there's no way in the world that you're going to tell people what to do.
Speaker B:Especially in America.
Speaker B:Especially American.
Speaker B:Could you imagine your brother reacting to something, man?
Speaker B:Come on, man, there's no way in the world you're gonna tell him that he can't have his ar.
Speaker B:No way.
Speaker A:Yeah, and Moko Cowboy is right.
Speaker A:If nothing happened after sanding, hood gun control is never gonna happen.
Speaker A:No, cuz.
Speaker B:I mean, little, little kids, man, like teachers.
Speaker B:I'm like, I just saw a picture of a memorial on Instagram about like three weeks ago.
Speaker B:I'm like, wow, bro, you.
Speaker B:You were, you lost so much humanity that you shot this lady, bro.
Speaker A:And that's it.
Speaker B:And she was, she was covering a kid.
Speaker B:You shot that person.
Speaker A:Yeah, okay.
Speaker A:And I mean, it's been a minute, but it's like, bro, you went to an elementary school.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:You had a kids.
Speaker A:You are such a.
Speaker A:That you can go to the high school that you went to.
Speaker A:You went to a punk ass elementary school where them kids couldn't even protect themselves.
Speaker A:Like, it's one thing you go to a high school and you might get clocked because you ain't see a.
Speaker A:Because he's like, yo, it's me or you, like, we about to go, and they just snuck up on your ass and got you.
Speaker A:Ain't no little kid gonna sneak up on your ass and do nothing.
Speaker A:You might get hit in the balls.
Speaker A:But, like, yo, man, you know, kids and.
Speaker A:And teachers, they're not prepared for that.
Speaker A:And the.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:Whether the safety officer is there, probably doesn't even have a gun.
Speaker A:That kid, that dude probably walking a baton, like, get out of here, man.
Speaker A:So, yeah, if we're.
Speaker B:If we're talking about what we're supposed to be talking about.
Speaker B:Only thing I. I don't see.
Speaker B:I don't see a whole lot of differences.
Speaker B:I see a lot of similarities.
Speaker B:We not out here doing that.
Speaker B:We at the cookout, man, with raisins.
Speaker B:Not in our potato salad.
Speaker B:I mean, this.
Speaker B:That's what.
Speaker B:That's just what the numbers bear out to be.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Now, if it's a fight, then.
Speaker B:Okay, I got that.
Speaker B:But, man, if you're.
Speaker B:I just w. I wish some people in America would strap on their legacy and keep it moving as opposed to trying to, you know, either distract me from seeing it or trying to hang it on me like a cheap suit.
Speaker B:Good.
Speaker B:I would just love to see somebody just say, hey, this is what we do.
Speaker B:And I'm wearing that.
Speaker B:You know, I'm wearing this badge.
Speaker B:That's what I'm.
Speaker B:That's what we do.
Speaker B:Yeah, but that's not going to happen, because if I hear, you know, one more follower of Charlie Kirk or.
Speaker B:Or whoever, tell me that we commit all the crime.
Speaker B:Okay, okay.
Speaker A:That's not even.
Speaker A:That's not even based in realism.
Speaker B:It doesn't matter.
Speaker B:The thing is, America wants to hear it, so America feels better at the expense of everybody else.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I mean, you can say Native Americans have a drinking problem, but you don't put it in context because the context will tell you how they got there, and you don't want that discomfort even though you love you some Andrew Jackson.
Speaker B:So it's like, come on, bruh, what we doing?
Speaker B:What are we doing?
Speaker B:But this.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:This is where we are.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Hey, Moby, last word on this situation.
Speaker A:Then I got something else for us.
Speaker C:I mean, I don't necessarily want the last word on the situation.
Speaker C:And.
Speaker C:And I don't say that like, just like.
Speaker C:Because, like, I don't necessarily want the last word on the situation because I think similar to what AG Says, like, the reason you're not going to ever have people be genuine about it is because people are always trying to protect their Narrative and me getting the last word on situation would be similar to that.
Speaker C:Like, I have a narrative too.
Speaker C:And most of my narrative is based on the fact that I genuinely don't think people want to be honest about the shootings and, and, and especially why shootings happen.
Speaker C:Who's doing most of the crime.
Speaker C:I don't think the powers that be want to be honest about it.
Speaker C:It's easier to just say, oh, it's those people.
Speaker A:And since you don't want to have the last word, I will say this.
Speaker A:You know, a big problem is as we talk.
Speaker A:We've talked about this for years and we've talked about before this show.
Speaker A:We're going to talk about it after the show and until we not here no more.
Speaker A:But yo, man, like, you just can't believe everything you hear.
Speaker A:And sometimes everything you read or sometimes everything you see on the Internet, like, because if you still got people out here believing that there are more black people on welfare than white people, then we already lost.
Speaker A:Like, we.
Speaker A:This, this conversation can't even happen because we can't get to that.
Speaker A:And the numbers say that.
Speaker B:So the numbers don't make America feel better.
Speaker A:I understand that this.
Speaker B:Is this how.
Speaker B:This is how Reagan got elected president, Bro.
Speaker B:It's going on for a minute.
Speaker A:I mean, and it's gonna fore.
Speaker A:Because.
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I mean, think about it, man.
Speaker B:If I'm mainstream America, I don't want to hear that I'm terrible or that I, that I'm.
Speaker B:And when I say terrible, I mean, like everybody else, I want to be special.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So, you know, Kentucky.
Speaker A:That's what it is.
Speaker A:So I want to, I want to.
Speaker A:I didn't mention this, and I want to bring it up, really, because I, I hope I don't ruin anybody for this.
Speaker A:Hey, man, last week, I will say this.
Speaker A:I hadn't watched CNN probably like a week.
Speaker A:So I listen, I watch Abby show at 10 o' clock because, you know, just seeing grown people argue about dumb and see how low they're willing to go is kind of funny to a point.
Speaker A:Have y' all seen the picture of what the White House lawn looks like recently?
Speaker C:And I actually have not.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:You can't unsee it.
Speaker A:Sir, I would advise you to pull it up because she showed him a four picture before he took office.
Speaker A:In a now picture, the east wing is still up because they're trying to build.
Speaker A:They're trying to build something that they don't have the money to build, which, which is so hilarious to me.
Speaker A:And then of Course, they try to do some in West Wing, which they don't even talk about, but they're doing over there.
Speaker A:And right in the middle is a UFC ring.
Speaker A:When Joe Rogan goes on his podcast and says, I don't know if that's smart to do UFC outside, because the Fourth of July, that's a Saturday, bro.
Speaker A:It's gonna be hot as out there, number one.
Speaker A:Then number two, you got lights on you, because this is all him.
Speaker A:And then it's like, bro, you don't need to put on, like, oil because you already be sweating your ass off if you're gonna be, like, 500 degrees down there.
Speaker A:Like, oh, my God.
Speaker A:And that's why that car.
Speaker A:I mean, Ronda Riley said the card is the worst ever.
Speaker A:I don't even know who's fighting.
Speaker A:And if I did, I still wouldn't watch because it's probably terrible.
Speaker A:And McGregor is fighting the next week.
Speaker A:He's like, I don't want no parts of that, bruh.
Speaker A:Like, come on.
Speaker A:So, yeah.
Speaker A:Hey, Ag man, it looks like.
Speaker A:It looks like a construction zone where our White House.
Speaker B:White House used to be.
Speaker A:Yet nobody in Congress seems to be.
Speaker A:Well, let me change that.
Speaker A:Not enough people in Congress seem to be bothered by any of that.
Speaker A:There are some, obviously, Democrats, and there are some Republicans, especially ones who Trump got out in the primaries.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:You know, they all super pissed off.
Speaker A:Now, thanks for coming to the party a little late, but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker A:Hey, talk to me, Ag Man.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker B:I mean, the only thing that.
Speaker B:I mean, nothing.
Speaker B:There's nothing to talk about, honestly, because he gonna do what he gonna do.
Speaker B:That's for starters.
Speaker B:But if I had to say anything, it's not gonna be addressing, like.
Speaker B:What you're addressing about it for me is to see the same people.
Speaker C:That.
Speaker B:Were tripping about Obama doing anything.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:The only thing, which.
Speaker B:The only thing he ever did was wear a tan suit, and I didn't know that was illegal either.
Speaker B:And all the things.
Speaker B:He's not presidential and he's not this and he's not that or he is these things, and he is those things.
Speaker B:It's awful.
Speaker B:Did you see what he did?
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker B:Those people, including the people that were just.
Speaker B:That's hollowed ground.
Speaker B:This is our nation's capital, which I completely agree with 100%.
Speaker B: le together moving forward to: Speaker B:I mean, I thought people were gonna just, like, come out of their skin when he tore down the East Wing.
Speaker B:Then there was like, crickets.
Speaker B:Nothing happened.
Speaker B:I was like, yo, they mad.
Speaker B:Okay, Then he's gonna have what with respect to the office and that piece of property?
Speaker B:He gonna have trailer park events on the.
Speaker B:On the lawn of the.
Speaker B:On the lawn of the White House.
Speaker B:I'm like, what are we doing?
Speaker A:But there's a picture of what that.
Speaker A:Two pictures of what that shit looks like today.
Speaker B:Hey, man, look, like I said before, if this is what he wants to.
Speaker A:Do,.
Speaker B:America is willing to allow it because of what most said.
Speaker B:They might not be racist, but they certainly don't mind.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So anything that he does, it's okay, because at least I can have the America I want to have.
Speaker B:I mean, isn't that what we're talking about here?
Speaker B:Because when I look at that, that's the only thing I think this is a representation of.
Speaker B:He's my racist leader.
Speaker B:He's keeping these black and brown people at bay.
Speaker B:He's not letting these women have abortions.
Speaker B:He's saying what he wants to say, any way he wants to say it.
Speaker B:He curses in press conferences and all the things.
Speaker B:And all those things are so cool because he is me.
Speaker B:So if he wants to have a UFC fight on the lawn of the White House, then whatever.
Speaker B:Go team.
Speaker B:That's what I see.
Speaker B:That's what I see.
Speaker B:The other thing I see is because he has so much political clout, they have turned into cowards.
Speaker B:So they gonna let this happen because they're scared to lose their jobs.
Speaker B:And it's all true.
Speaker B:What I just said is 100% true.
Speaker B:You just saw, like, Texas get flipped over because he endorsed a dude.
Speaker B:And this dude, as a per.
Speaker B:Cause see, I grew up in a time where you couldn't be a politician.
Speaker B:If anything, in your obvious public record, it's jacked up, right?
Speaker B:You couldn't be divorced, you couldn't have cheated on your wife.
Speaker B:You couldn't have gotten in a fight at 3 o' clock after school because you stole somebody.
Speaker B:You couldn't have.
Speaker B:Nothing wrong with you there.
Speaker B:You could have.
Speaker B:No, you couldn't have one discrepancy.
Speaker B:Because you see what happened to the people that did.
Speaker B:They either lost the presidency or lost an election or just never were never heard from again.
Speaker B:Okay?
Speaker B:Now we have a dude that is getting a divorce from his wife because he out here cheating.
Speaker B:You have people that are, you know, allegedly, you know, doing at least statutory rape on an island where apparently all that's legal and all these things, man.
Speaker B:I'm telling you, Donald Trump is like the Most powerful dude in the world, as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker B:Because the people that are actually the most powerful in the world can't do what he doing.
Speaker B:Have you seen any other powerful leader in the world have carte blanche over their country?
Speaker A:I.
Speaker B:Not like this.
Speaker A:Not like this.
Speaker B:This is so, for me, crazy.
Speaker B:It's like, this shows me that everybody that could oppose him, whether it's a person or a group, are completely afraid.
Speaker B:And what they're afraid of is to lose that comfort of that office that they hold.
Speaker B:And they know that he giveth and he can take it away.
Speaker B:They know that.
Speaker B:And it's not hyperbole, because they see it every time there's an election.
Speaker B:It's just like he endorses somebody or he attacks somebody, and all of a sudden that person is politically.
Speaker B:He's just gotten unalived politically, or she has gotten unalived politically.
Speaker B:And it's just like, what in the world.
Speaker B:So when I listen, when I see that picture and all the things that.
Speaker C:It means.
Speaker B:On that particular piece, like I said, political hollowed ground, national hallowed ground, and you have reduced it to a carnival.
Speaker B:And I'm like, okay, you just let me know that.
Speaker B:That whole.
Speaker B:That, like I said, man, that whole.
Speaker B:I didn't say it, but I'm saying it now succinctly.
Speaker B:This is a flex to me.
Speaker B:This is him showing you that.
Speaker B:I don't care.
Speaker B:Just sit your coon behind down and take this bukkake, because this is exactly what's happening.
Speaker B:Because I'm that dude, and he is absolutely.
Speaker B:And whether.
Speaker B:And whether you wanted it or not, you're getting it.
Speaker B:So that's what I, that's what I see when I see that photo, because I saw it last week and I was like,.
Speaker C:But here we are, big flexing, man.
Speaker C:You right, he, he flexing.
Speaker B:I mean, what he's doing to Cuba.
Speaker B:And then have Rubio, which is Cuban, who was Cuban, telling those people they had.
Speaker B:They're the problem.
Speaker B:Are you serious?
Speaker B:But when you, when you can manipulate people, I mean, this dude, man, Trump has got his thumb and Rubio's behind, telling him to say deplorable things about his own people, putting him in position to starve his own people, and then his own people are the problem.
Speaker B:But like I said, I hear people every day in my just walk of life, whether it's at work or, you know, overhearing people in the street or whatever it is.
Speaker B:Trump talks like everybody else in the world talks.
Speaker B:The difference is he can do it.
Speaker B:He can actually do it.
Speaker B:It having USC on.
Speaker B:On government property and nobody say boo is a flex.
Speaker B:And he telling you, sit your behind down.
Speaker B:This is happening.
Speaker B:And then if you tell him it can't.
Speaker B:If you say it can't get any worse.
Speaker B:My wife said it Saturday.
Speaker B:We're just.
Speaker B:She says these things.
Speaker B:She has so much hope.
Speaker B:And I'm like, soon as you say that, he gonna be.
Speaker B:Hold my beer.
Speaker B:Hold my beer.
Speaker B:So just letting you know, when I see that picture, that's what I see.
Speaker B:I mean, you think about how we felt about this country when we were growing up and how we felt about the White House and all the things.
Speaker B:How we felt about the office, how we felt about the person who occupied it.
Speaker B:And then you juxtaposed the two and tell me what you come up with.
Speaker A:With.
Speaker B:Okay, okay.
Speaker B:Because if.
Speaker B:Whether you were black or white, certain things didn't fly.
Speaker B:Certain things united racial and ethnic groups in this country that you just couldn't or could do.
Speaker B:Now those things are gone.
Speaker B:And that White House picture is a flex to tell you to let you know, I did this.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I'm giving out reparations to white folks yet again, and I sued myself to do it.
Speaker C:That's kind of a weird thing when you're like, how we felt about the White House and things like.
Speaker C:I don't know if it's necessarily how we felt about the White House.
Speaker C:I think it was just.
Speaker C:The narrative was so easy to protect back then.
Speaker C:Like, the way we felt about the White House was really just kind of an established thing.
Speaker C:You know, We.
Speaker C:We.
Speaker C:I guess the simplest thing is like, my daughter Kira will say something's fancy, and.
Speaker C:And we had a view of the White House as being a fancy thing, and now this.
Speaker A:Just don't care.
Speaker C:It's like he just don't care to even be fancy now.
Speaker C:It's like.
Speaker B:Well, he does.
Speaker B:It's just his.
Speaker B:His fancy.
Speaker C:I mean,.
Speaker B:He does care about fancy.
Speaker B:He's got gold.
Speaker B:He's got gold everywhere.
Speaker B:I mean, he's pissed off that they make him take his name off in the Kennedy crew, which is so fancy is not the right word.
Speaker B:Because he love him some fancy, but it's just not your fancy.
Speaker A:I will say this, then we'll move on to the other stuff.
Speaker A:Yeah, man.
Speaker C:The.
Speaker A:The Freedom 250 concert shit and people dropping out.
Speaker C:I don't.
Speaker A:My question is not why you dropping out.
Speaker A:My question is more why you signed up for this.
Speaker A:Now, if you're going to tell me if you're going to Tell me you did this, like, four years ago.
Speaker A:I got you now.
Speaker A:If you're going to tell me you signed up for this a year ago, I have questions because, you know, a whole bunch of people have dropped out, right?
Speaker A:Bret Michaels of Poison, you know, Martin,.
Speaker B:He was a lot.
Speaker A:He's like that.
Speaker A:Look, man, Bret Michaels and a lot of people have been reading this room and they realize this ain't it, you know, Martina McBride.
Speaker B:Now, I thought she was a Locked, too.
Speaker A:I was very shocked that the Commodores were even playing this.
Speaker A:Really shocked there.
Speaker B:I thought they dropped out, too.
Speaker A:Well, they did, but I'm just saying, the fact that they even said yes to this.
Speaker A:Once again, my question is, when did they say yes?
Speaker B:Well, in their defense.
Speaker B:In their defense, every artist said the same thing.
Speaker B:They came to management and gave us a vague outline of what, you know, what they're supposed to be about.
Speaker B:They never told us specifically that.
Speaker B:What we know now.
Speaker B:They never said it.
Speaker A:So, like.
Speaker B:Because I feel like they knew.
Speaker A:Well, they eventually knew, but then again,.
Speaker B:No, what I'm saying, I feel like the administration knew what they were doing.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Basically, they tried to bamboozle them.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Yes, absolutely.
Speaker C:They were definitely trying to bamboozle people.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Because if you're an artist and somebody comes to you with a bucket load of money and saying, hey, we're doing this thing, you know, for the.
Speaker B:You know, the.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:250Th anniversary of the country, blah, blah, blah, hell yeah, you're signing up for that.
Speaker B:Hands down.
Speaker B:You're not gonna.
Speaker B:You feel honored, honestly.
Speaker B:Which goes back to what I was just saying.
Speaker B:You feel honored, but then once you find out who the real sponsor of this is.
Speaker A:Yeah, fuck all that.
Speaker B:Why you're playing and who you're playing for, that's when it's like, oh, wait a minute.
Speaker B:Not doing that.
Speaker A:Yeah, like.
Speaker B:Like I said, that's why Martina is seeing.
Speaker B:That's why I'm glad you said this thing.
Speaker B:I want to bring up, too.
Speaker B:I'm glad you brought all of this up, because black people don't mistake an ally for someone who, like Ruben just said, don't mistake someone who can read the room well for an ally.
Speaker B:Don't.
Speaker B:Because Bret Michaels is.
Speaker B:Is totally.
Speaker B:Maggie, if I had to guess, we're gonna say alleged.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, no, he is.
Speaker A:He's Mag.
Speaker B:Well, see, and that's what I'm saying, because when he dropped out, I was like, what?
Speaker B:They're a lock, bro.
Speaker A:Martina McBride.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:I would.
Speaker B:I was shocked that she dropped out, but you don't want to be a pariah going forward.
Speaker B:Because after this is over, and trust me, this too will pass, you don't want to be on the wrong side of this.
Speaker C:Nope.
Speaker A:Because you're looking at future earnings.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:And so I'm glad you mentioned that.
Speaker B:I've been wanting to say it for two weeks.
Speaker B:Again.
Speaker B:I'll say it again.
Speaker B:Just because they made allied choices doesn't mean they're allies.
Speaker B:It means they're smart and they can read the room.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:Because we know who's still on the bill, and that's Vanilla Ice.
Speaker A:And we're going to talk about that in a second.
Speaker A:So there's Mar.
Speaker A:Dick Morris.
Speaker A:Dick.
Speaker A:Hey.
Speaker A:It doesn't say the time, but I'm assuming the time's coming with them.
Speaker A:But I don't know, they might all be dead or something.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker A:Young mc.
Speaker A:I was kind of shocked that I was like, young mc.
Speaker A:Okay, you got like three songs, bro.
Speaker A:So, you know, you got.
Speaker A:You have that.
Speaker A:And then, of course, like you said, Vanilla Ice, who's still scheduled to appear, expect to appear.
Speaker A:Not a shocker there.
Speaker A:Blow Rider, kind of a shocker, but I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't know his political affiliation or if he even has one.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:So, yeah, and the dude, one of the dudes from Milli Vanilli.
Speaker B:First of all, where's the vanilla?
Speaker B:Where's the melee?
Speaker B:I mean, one dude.
Speaker B:Lip sync, Bruh.
Speaker A:Why is.
Speaker B:I'm gonna.
Speaker B:I'm gonna answer your question.
Speaker B:Because.
Speaker B:Because you asked it before.
Speaker B:I'm gonna ask.
Speaker B:I'm gonna answer the question.
Speaker B:What I believe is the answer to your question of why in the world Is because I feel like these are all artists which either align with their political views or those are the.
Speaker B:All the artists that produce songs that white America are comfortable with.
Speaker B:They grew up with this jungler.
Speaker B:They grew up with Bust, a move.
Speaker B:They grew up with all Princeton, Prince, the whole thing.
Speaker B:That whole Minneapolis.
Speaker B:They all grew up with.
Speaker B:They were very comfortable with it.
Speaker B:Every artist that was named, I was like, that sounds like crossover artist.
Speaker B:Young MC, man.
Speaker B:Anybody miss if you're like 70 or below, you mention youngest, so you already know.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:And I believe that's.
Speaker B:I believe that's why certain acts were, you know, they wanted.
Speaker B:They want a certain acts to play.
Speaker A:I'm really shocked that since Nicki Minaj switched over that she's not gonna appear.
Speaker B:Lauren was shocked.
Speaker B:She thought she'd be the first one and she wasn't on the list.
Speaker C:I mean, see, but the list wasn't created.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker C:So basically the people, the artists that were asked were asked for a specific reason and the reason was because it was still the artist was, the goal was still to make it so a lot of the white supporters were going to be cool with it.
Speaker C:So Nicki Minaj, even though she's a Trumper, doesn't necessarily fit that.
Speaker A:Yeah, because.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker C:It doesn't necessarily.
Speaker C:And the reason a lot of these artists are dropping out aren't because they don't necessarily align with, with Trump.
Speaker C:It's because recently Trump's actions haven't been aligning with their supporters.
Speaker C:And what I mean by, like, these artists are still very dependent on tour money.
Speaker C:Yeah, tour money.
Speaker C:And the tour money is big.
Speaker C:And the people that these artists represent typically are very military friendly.
Speaker C:Trump ain't really been that lately.
Speaker C:Very.
Speaker C:Yeah, so.
Speaker C:So they're, they're making business decisions now, but they're always making business decisions.
Speaker C:Aligning with Trump and originally was a business decision.
Speaker A:Correct.
Speaker B:Now, I don't know about that.
Speaker B:I believe that could have been both.
Speaker C:It could, it could have been both for some of them.
Speaker C:But right now they're, they're making business decisions.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Because they.
Speaker A:How bad this looks?
Speaker A:Cuz he looks really bad right now.
Speaker A:And once again, I think the, I think it is complete business in.
Speaker A:Because they want other looks bad right now.
Speaker C:It's who he's looking bad too.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:And what I mean is like a lot of these artists jumped on this because from the surface, you know, 250th.
Speaker A:It look like hell.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:It looks, it looks like a patriotic thing.
Speaker C:It looks like something that's definitely going to be big military wise.
Speaker C:Exactly.
Speaker C:And right now Trump doesn't scream I love military friendly, but has the effort.
Speaker B:He says some deplorable things about the military.
Speaker C:No, no.
Speaker C:Realistically, no.
Speaker C:But he hadn't done things so loudly that the military, everybody, there's a respect.
Speaker A:Level there because he's the president.
Speaker A:However.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like when, when he sent people to Iran on a war that nobody wanted.
Speaker A:It's not just the military people over there, it's their families.
Speaker C:Exactly.
Speaker A:And bro, the military, like, like the military wives group is big and freaking powerful.
Speaker A:Like that shit is not cool right now at all with them.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Cuz I just remember when he called it, he, if you get captured.
Speaker A:Ouch.
Speaker B:I mean, I'm not in the military, but I'm like, that couldn't have gone well.
Speaker A:I mean a lot of things go well.
Speaker A:But here's the thing.
Speaker A:And, and this Is from what I've been told.
Speaker A:And just talking to people who've been former military is like, when it's all said and done, technically he's their commander chief quotation.
Speaker A:So you.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker A:You kind of got.
Speaker A:If he says, go do this, you don't necessarily have choices.
Speaker A:Unless you want to go awol, then you made a stupid choice.
Speaker A:Or depending on how you.
Speaker A:Depending on what side you're on, it's stupid or it's not, but whatever.
Speaker A:So, yeah, like, he's the president, so they might necessarily not agree with him, but they don't necessarily have choices.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:But the people who do have choices, to a point, other military significant others.
Speaker A:And that is a very.
Speaker A:That's probably one of the strongest groups in the country.
Speaker A:Like, you know, like the Moms for Liberty and like that.
Speaker B:They.
Speaker A:They pretty powerful.
Speaker A:Dang.
Speaker A:To the military wives, man.
Speaker A:I promise you.
Speaker A:Dang.
Speaker A:You know?
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Yeah, man, that's some shit right there.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:Either way you slice it, he's not a popular.
Speaker B:No, but it doesn't seem to me.
Speaker A:But I've heard they've canceled it.
Speaker A:They've canceled those now completely.
Speaker B:Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker B:I thought they were just gonna get some.
Speaker C:I mean, they probably realized that if all these people dropped out, you know.
Speaker A:How hard it's gonna be to get people.
Speaker B:Kid Rock, right?
Speaker A:Kid Rock ain't playing.
Speaker B:I mean, I'm not.
Speaker B:I'm not trying to be funny.
Speaker B:I'm serious.
Speaker A:Kid Rock, the number one maga Dick Slurper ain't doing it.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker B:But was he even invited?
Speaker A:Which is.
Speaker C:See, I was about to say, I think after the super bowl thing.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:And the lack of popularity from that.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker C:I don't know if going with Kid Rock would be another good thing, because.
Speaker A:They'd be like, yeah, who.
Speaker A:None of those people who are on the halftime show recording are involved with this.
Speaker A:Now.
Speaker B:I figured those would be the.
Speaker B:That would be the first call.
Speaker C:Now, had.
Speaker C:Had that been successful.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:True enough.
Speaker C:That was so minimally successful.
Speaker A:I mean, successful is not even a word you could put with that.
Speaker A:I mean, they were looking for.
Speaker B:They said it was.
Speaker C:I must say, did it happen?
Speaker C:If it happened, they can call it minimally successful because this thing's not even happening.
Speaker C:So this thing ain't successful at all.
Speaker A:I mean, you know, the interesting part for me was, like, I thought they were doing this live at a different location.
Speaker A:They recorded this, like, a week or two ago.
Speaker A:And I was like, really?
Speaker B:Man, I kind of blew them up.
Speaker A:I was like, you already know how this shit's going.
Speaker A:I know because I. I guarantee a whole bunch of those people who didn't understand, you know, whatever.
Speaker A:Watch that.
Speaker A:And yes, you might not understand the words, but you kind of understood what the he was talking about.
Speaker B:Yeah, I can always understand Vibe.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:I don't have to know the language.
Speaker B:I understand.
Speaker B:I know I can speak Vibe.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And between Vibe and Big Booty Mexican women, I mean, like, I was.
Speaker A:I was a winner just for watching it.
Speaker B:Is that what we're doing, man?
Speaker A:Tell me I'm lying.
Speaker B:I didn't even notice if that was the case or not.
Speaker C:Reuben, why would you automatically assume it was Mexican women being that he's a Puerto Rican artist?
Speaker A:I mean, it could have been Puerto Rican.
Speaker A:Yeah, man, I fucked up.
Speaker A:Like, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker A:But whatever.
Speaker B:Like, this is getting worse by the same.
Speaker A:All I know is I saw a whole bunch of big ass shaking.
Speaker A:If that makes me.
Speaker A:If that makes me a bad dude, then today, right now, I'm a bad dude.
Speaker A:It's okay.
Speaker A:But I will also say, those who think I'm a bad dude, ask your mans.
Speaker A:But your man's going to say, I ain't see none of that.
Speaker B:So we're doubling down on this now, man.
Speaker B:Just move on, man.
Speaker A:Lies.
Speaker A:That's all I gotta say.
Speaker A:So with that being said, Ag, what's on your mind?
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Speaker B:Couple things, man, A couple things on my mind.
Speaker B:Number one, when you learn how to cook.
Speaker B:Because I've been on this Chinese takeout thing the last couple, three months.
Speaker B:So I did orange chicken tonight.
Speaker B:Say what else?
Speaker A:Trying to learn how to cook.
Speaker A:Chinese now.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Because I get tired of paying all that money because it's like, well, I can do this myself.
Speaker B:Well, that's true.
Speaker B:But today I did orange chicken.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:It's good enough.
Speaker B:Some rice on it, whatever it is.
Speaker B:Cook a whole bunch of chicken, gather for the week, whatever you want.
Speaker A:Wife like it.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Which is a added bonus, actually.
Speaker B:It's the core of it, because when your wife.
Speaker B:When your wife likes it, you officially can cook when your wife likes your food.
Speaker B:But anyway, she doesn't have to, but she does.
Speaker B:And that's the bonus.
Speaker B:Anytime your wife gives you the thumbs up, you'll learn.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:So I'm doing all this, and I spent the better part because I did a peach cobbler today, too, and I spent the better part of the day cooking food.
Speaker B:Food, okay?
Speaker B:And I'm like, this is why takeout is going to be the bane of our existence that we choose not to get away from.
Speaker B:Because I could have just called and got orange chicken and cobbler delivered to the crib.
Speaker B:I mean, you give them your amex card, you keep it moving.
Speaker B:You give them your debit card, you keep it moving.
Speaker B:Or if you're feeling real froggy, you can get in your car and go get it.
Speaker A:That's me.
Speaker B:Even cheaper.
Speaker B:Because nobody wants to spend six hours cooking food and then you gobble it all down in, like, 20 minutes.
Speaker B:That is the dark side of being able to cook.
Speaker B:And again, don't get me wrong, I don't mind cooking, but it is time consuming and labor intensive.
Speaker B:And so I'm not mad at people who spend 35% of their paycheck on takeout, because cooking ain't easy.
Speaker B:And don't get me wrong, once you know what you're doing, it is kind of easy, but it takes a lot of time.
Speaker B:So for all the times I judge people, including myself, judging myself, I am.
Speaker B:I am sorry, because it just.
Speaker B:It takes a lot of time.
Speaker B:Second thing, man, look, I don't really talk about reparations a lot, but when you sue yourself as the President of the United States, you sue yourself and then you take a plea deal from the country so you can get a $1.8 billion payout so you can use that to give the.
Speaker B:To the people who were traumatized because they committed treason and sedition.
Speaker B:You're letting me know that we could have got this whole black people reparations thing paid out years ago.
Speaker B:Because before, I'm not gonna lie, man, I was, like, thinking about.
Speaker B:I was like, man, that is.
Speaker B:I Mean, I ain't mad at white folks for saying, that's a lot of money.
Speaker B:That's a lot of money.
Speaker B:Now you need to pay it.
Speaker B:But that's a lot of money.
Speaker B:That's a big ticket.
Speaker B:Until I saw the.
Speaker B:This, I was like, oh, so we can we out here just writing checks now?
Speaker B:We just writing checks because of how we feel about a certain situation.
Speaker B:And then to have the government go along with it.
Speaker B:All you told me is everything I ever believe is, is false.
Speaker B:Because you can just, like, get out your.
Speaker B:Get out your Corporate America card and stroke a check from a cash advance for whatever you want because we are so in debt.
Speaker B:But you can do whatever you want to do.
Speaker B:So, including myself and all the people who are staunch advocates of black people getting reparations for slavery, 10 toes down, because white folks have gotten reparations three or four times in corporate America.
Speaker B:Forgot reparations three or four times, too.
Speaker B:And so I'm trying to figure out if we can bail out these people, if we can pay these people for their trauma, which is BS because you're the one out there in these streets, but you getting paid for it.
Speaker B:No, if they can just give out money because you showed up and killed some cops and maim some cops and to try to try to hang the Vice President of the United States and go get $100,000 check for it.
Speaker B:Black people can get their money.
Speaker B:I'm 10 toes down for that.
Speaker B:Black people can get their money.
Speaker B:I don't care how much it costs.
Speaker B:20 Billion, 50 billion, whatever.
Speaker B:We got it.
Speaker B:Apparently, we all.
Speaker A:We got it.
Speaker B:A billion dollars a day to fight a war.
Speaker B:That's stupid.
Speaker B:1.8 Billion to do to pay people for the January 6 thing.
Speaker B:Come on, man.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker C:No, I gotta say, I just want to know who in Trump's camp had the idea?
Speaker C:Because I know he had this idea was like, hey, man, if you sue, technically, since it's technically suing you, you can settle for whatever amount and then you can get the taxpayers to pay it for you.
Speaker B:You gotta respect the hustle.
Speaker A:Ain't that genius?
Speaker C:I wanna know brilliant.
Speaker C:Like, I need that dude on my team so I can be like, hey, bro, how can you make my broke ass get rich?
Speaker B:Brilliant.
Speaker B:And actually, we can't even say he's actually a billionaire.
Speaker B:He's been stealing money.
Speaker B:And it's like, no one says, boo.
Speaker C:Man's made over $6 billion since he's been president.
Speaker B:$263 Million just from the one act he committed over in Venezuela.
Speaker C:Just That.
Speaker B:That was.
Speaker B:That was a quarter of a billion dollars in the bag.
Speaker B:And you know what else?
Speaker B:He can't get taxed.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker B:And you know what else?
Speaker B:They can't check anymore because of this lawsuit.
Speaker B:His taxes grow.
Speaker A:Taxes.
Speaker A:He don't pay them shits.
Speaker B:It doesn't matter.
Speaker B:They can't check it.
Speaker C:But again now, whether he did or not is a secret forever.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:He's.
Speaker B:He.
Speaker B:He is a.
Speaker B:He is so above the law.
Speaker B:He's a citizen, but he's not a citizen.
Speaker B:It's like he black ops in plain sight.
Speaker B:He don't exist, but he does.
Speaker B:Telling you, man, you gotta respect the hustle, bro.
Speaker B:Black people need to get their money.
Speaker C:Once again, but you gotta respect the hustle.
Speaker C:I'm.
Speaker C: .: Speaker B:But you have to respect the fact that he surrounds himself with smart people.
Speaker C:Or at least a smart guy, because he.
Speaker C:He actually does not surround himself with a lot of smart people.
Speaker B:Hey, all I'm saying is he.
Speaker B:He got people in place that could think of something that's this politically and legally brilliant.
Speaker B:Because when NPR broke it down for me, I was like, ain't mad at you.
Speaker B:Can't be.
Speaker B:Respect the hustle.
Speaker B:But anyway, that's.
Speaker B:Those are my two points.
Speaker B:I appreciate everybody that get takeout and black people need to get their money.
Speaker B:Trillion dollars ought to do it.
Speaker A:So the only thing I have to say to you, first thing about the food thing, I'm just gonna hit you with some.
Speaker A:Some, some facts.
Speaker A:So I learned how to cook a whole chicken in my ninja crispy.
Speaker A:Shit's phenomenal.
Speaker A:75 Minutes was done inside out.
Speaker A:Possibly some of the greatest chicken I've ever cooked in life.
Speaker B:Absolutely, I agree.
Speaker B:But you can't beat Costco, bro.
Speaker A:The chicken is.
Speaker B:I went to look, man.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:I went to went.
Speaker B:I was going to do the same thing.
Speaker B:I bought a roaster and everything.
Speaker B:The chicken, the raw chicken cost twice as much as Costco.
Speaker B:I was like, What?
Speaker A:I paid 750 for the damn chicken.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:I could have gotten a cooked full chicken at Walmart for $5.99 absolute all day.
Speaker A:The fuck we doing?
Speaker B:And you see my point now, don't you?
Speaker B:You see my point.
Speaker A:What the fuck we doing?
Speaker A:Doing?
Speaker A:But here's the thing.
Speaker A:This is why I will continue to unfortunately do stupid like this is simply because you don't know what the.
Speaker A:They put in that.
Speaker B:That is true.
Speaker A:At least you know, after you pull out the Lyrics and the gizzards and, and you put on what you want to put on.
Speaker A:You have somewhat an idea.
Speaker A:You don't know what they fed the.
Speaker A:But at least you have some control on the finished product.
Speaker A:Because I ain't gonna front, man.
Speaker A:Yeah, they 5.99.
Speaker A:This be looking sad.
Speaker B:Well, actually Costco's chicken and BJ's chickens don't look as sad.
Speaker B:Because when you said.
Speaker B:You say Walmart, Walmart, it just looks sad.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Walmart's chicken and food Lions chicken, they look awful.
Speaker B:But if you go if.
Speaker B:And then Harris Teeter's chickens looks good, but they don't season them because their demographic isn't black people.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:So there's, There's.
Speaker B:Their chicken isn't seasoned at all.
Speaker B:Yeah, but I'm telling you, man, BJ's and Costco, you better call somebody, man.
Speaker A:That chicken at Walmart looked like his name was Toby.
Speaker A:Looked like his name was Toby, bro.
Speaker A:All of them, like, all them were named Toby and it should be sad looking.
Speaker A:And I looked at that and I was like, I'm gonna go ahead, buy this chick because I know what my.
Speaker B:Chicken for the most part gonna look.
Speaker A:Like and what it's gonna taste like.
Speaker A:Like, because I ain't never ate a whole chicken like I was.
Speaker A:I ate all that.
Speaker A:Like, like, yo, it was great.
Speaker A:It lasted like four days in my house.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:It was great.
Speaker A:But yeah, man, sometimes I think you, you just pay more for.
Speaker A:You, you just, you pay for it because it makes you feel good.
Speaker A:The fact that you have some handle on what goes in it, that's it.
Speaker A:Because it don't.
Speaker B:It's not cost effective anymore for some things.
Speaker B:Not all things, but for some things like, like, like meat.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Doing your own.
Speaker B:Doing your own steak, that's not cost effective.
Speaker A:Not at all.
Speaker A:Especially you can cook your own steak.
Speaker A:But nine times out of 10, some of that steak you buy is gonna taste better.
Speaker A:So, Moby, any words, man?
Speaker A:I mean, you're a cooking guy.
Speaker C:I mean, look, man, all I was thinking about was like, man, I ain't cooked nothing today.
Speaker C:I had a whole bunch of food made for me.
Speaker C:And I just was like, damn.
Speaker C:I remember back in the day when I was running the streets, that was one of the reasons I was engaging in interactions with so many different women so I still ain't have to cook all, all the time.
Speaker C:Look, man, look, you could, you can laugh, man, but you know, a lot of dudes out there chasing the biggest booty and all that, and I'm just like, yeah, all that was nice.
Speaker C:But a chick that, you know gonna cook.
Speaker C:I. I was.
Speaker C:I was hip to the game early.
Speaker C:I was like, hey, hey, hey, bro, she.
Speaker C:She in here cooking.
Speaker A:I don't think I've ever dated a woman who couldn't cook.
Speaker B:Good.
Speaker B:I mean, both y' all are fortunate because there's a lot of women out there that can't, man.
Speaker A:That's a prerequisite, bro.
Speaker C:I'm perfectly aware that those women exist.
Speaker C:Whatever, man.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker C:And you know what, man?
Speaker C:I'm.
Speaker C:I'm not trying to shame nobody.
Speaker C:If you got yourself a model that can't cook, like, I hope.
Speaker C:I hope one day she gets a software update and can make some.
Speaker C:Make some changes for you.
Speaker C:She probably won't.
Speaker C:Because if she got you without it,.
Speaker B:I mean, why start now?
Speaker B:Why start now?
Speaker A:Yeah, and I mean, if you burning water out here, man, I can't with you.
Speaker A:Unless you.
Speaker A:Unless you find, like, you gotta be.
Speaker A:You gotta be fine and submissive.
Speaker B:You're asking for a lot, sir.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker B:Because this, what you're actually asking for, is an escort.
Speaker B:You'd be better off.
Speaker C:Hey, aj, I was just about to say it.
Speaker A:Sound like.
Speaker B:People out here asking for the wifey experience.
Speaker B:You just need to stick with that, sir.
Speaker B:You're talking about.
Speaker C:You're talking about a horse, sir.
Speaker B:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:Man, you get a woman to throw up in her mouth really fast like that.
Speaker B:Come on, bro.
Speaker B:Submissive and can cook.
Speaker B:Okay, good luck with that.
Speaker B:No, I don't care what cook.
Speaker A:No, I'm just saying if they can't cook, like, what we doing, once again,.
Speaker B:Sounds like the chances of you finding a woman like that can't cook is.
Speaker B:It's like that.
Speaker C:You're not paying for that.
Speaker C:Yeah, you.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker C:I don't know what you talking about.
Speaker C:You chasing the unicorn, dog.
Speaker C:You out here chasing the unicorn.
Speaker A:No, I ain't trying to chase nothing that can't cook that.
Speaker C:Once again, chasing a unicorn, you ask for somebody fine and submissive because she can't cook.
Speaker B:Good luck, sir.
Speaker A:I'm just saying if you can't cook, then I need you to check some double boxes somewhere else.
Speaker B:I. I hear what you're saying.
Speaker B:I'm not disagreeing.
Speaker B:I'm just letting you know it'll be.
Speaker B:It'll be a little longer, sir.
Speaker A:Oh, no, I don't want to check who can't cook.
Speaker A:That's disgusting.
Speaker B:Actually.
Speaker B:Actually, a woman that heard you say that is probably like, well, I ain't your mama.
Speaker B:You right you know what?
Speaker A:That's why we ain't together.
Speaker A:Because I ain't trying to be with my mama.
Speaker A:I'm trying to be with your dumbass.
Speaker C:I'm just saying, Ruben, you gotta understand, as a guy, you have to.
Speaker C:You have to show a woman why your husband material beforehand.
Speaker C:She ain't gotta do shit for you unless you make her a wife.
Speaker C:I don't make the rules.
Speaker C:I just hear that all the time.
Speaker B:How you think the wife title will change anything?
Speaker A:That's cute.
Speaker B:Cute.
Speaker B:That's really cute.
Speaker A:Hey, man, people.
Speaker A:Who they are.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker A:If you.
Speaker A:If I know you can't cook at the beginning and I still with you, then that becomes my fault.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:100 Now.
Speaker C:You know what?
Speaker C:In all fairness, it's okay if she can't cook if she's willing to try, because, like, hey, I can get you better.
Speaker C:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker C:I can show you what season is to work with.
Speaker C:You know, I can tell you how long it's supposed to be in the oven.
Speaker C:I can do all those things.
Speaker C:But you.
Speaker C:I can.
Speaker C:I can teach skill.
Speaker B:You can't teach.
Speaker A:Teach.
Speaker C:Well,.
Speaker B:Nah, I can't believe you out here letting this man know it's a unicorn out there with two horns.
Speaker C:No, no, no, no.
Speaker C:I understand that, Gigi.
Speaker C:I. I have actually talked to a lot of women who weren't great at cooking, but they were proactively trying to get better at their craft.
Speaker C:And I'm just like, hey, if you got the wheel.
Speaker C:Yeah, we in there.
Speaker C:We.
Speaker C:We in it.
Speaker C:Now, if.
Speaker C:If you look at me as if I am somehow saying the most blasphemous statement ever by asking you, what can you cook?
Speaker C:Didn't see that.
Speaker C:We need to stop right there, like, hey, what can you cook?
Speaker C:Why you need to know what I can cook?
Speaker C:Never mind.
Speaker B:I need to know.
Speaker A:All right, I'll talk to you later, baby.
Speaker A:I mean, look, man, it's.
Speaker A:It's sad.
Speaker A:Like, It's.
Speaker A:It's sad.
Speaker A:And I mean, I'm an old guy, man.
Speaker A:I'm 52, about to be 53.
Speaker A:Like, even when I was 20 something, there were chicks out here who couldn't cook.
Speaker A:And I'm just like.
Speaker A:I was like, they make you.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:Because here's the thing.
Speaker A:Daredevil can't see, but his other senses are hiding.
Speaker A:So if you can't cook, I need you to be.
Speaker B:Do.
Speaker A:Be able to do some other shit better.
Speaker A:And I think that's fair.
Speaker A:I think that's fair.
Speaker B:That's cute, too.
Speaker C:I think.
Speaker C:I think it's really as ag was said, I think it's kind of cute that you think anything should be fair.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:But I understand it's not gonna happen.
Speaker A:That's why I'm just like.
Speaker B:As long as you understand it.
Speaker B:Because it's like when I think about my childhood, like Mo says all the time.
Speaker B:I didn't know it.
Speaker B:The time was so great when it was actually happening.
Speaker B:Like when Sundays came and there was a roast beef and there was a piece of.
Speaker B:And there were like collards and Mac and cheese and all the things I didn't know.
Speaker B:I was in the best times of my life, bro.
Speaker B:I didn't know that.
Speaker C:I can't remember what character on the Office said it, but he said it.
Speaker C:And I was like, man, such a dope line.
Speaker C:He was like, I wish somebody would have told me we were having.
Speaker C:I was having the best time of my life.
Speaker C:While I was having the best time of my life.
Speaker B:Exactly, exactly.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:And that's all I'm saying.
Speaker B:And what I'm saying is it's like everything in a world, a woman's repertoire, if she even has it, is an option.
Speaker B:There are no have to's in a woman's.
Speaker B:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker B:It's like they don't have to do anything.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Because when it's all said and done, just because I don't want that chick who can't cook, there's gonna be somebody who's gonna want that chick can't cook.
Speaker A:I mean, if every day we eating out cause your ass can't cook, that means I'm paying for that.
Speaker B:No, that's why the wifey experience is much more valuable.
Speaker A:And I will cook.
Speaker A:I don't got issues cooking.
Speaker A:I like cooking, you know, and honestly, as a single man.
Speaker C:But if you.
Speaker C:If she wants to go out to eat and just because you want to cook, that means you can't support the lifestyle that's required to date her.
Speaker C:And maybe you should get your broke ass your money up.
Speaker C:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker A:Hey, man.
Speaker B:And that's extra hard.
Speaker B:That was good.
Speaker A:But you know what?
Speaker A:I 100 understand that.
Speaker A:And if that's the realm, we're at Deuces.
Speaker B:Because look, and I hope, I hope it stays that way with you, man.
Speaker B:Because some things you just don't need to compromise at all ever, bro.
Speaker A:Compromising and dating sometimes don't go together at this moment in time in my life.
Speaker B:And I will say this, and this is not me giving you A bad omen.
Speaker B:But bro, if you never get married, it's okay.
Speaker B:Because a lot of times it's better if you don't, bruh.
Speaker A:I was that way.
Speaker A:Like, I. I've been feeling that for like four years now.
Speaker A:I'm like.
Speaker A:Like, if I never get married, you know, like, I'm even.
Speaker A:Pat.
Speaker A:Honestly, I'm even past the whole kid thing.
Speaker A:Like, if I never have children, I mean, it sucks, but it's like, you know, what is what it is, man.
Speaker B:I'm just saying everything you've built, you're doing great.
Speaker B:You did that by yourself.
Speaker B:Why you need somebody else?
Speaker B:You don't.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't need somebody to take my.
Speaker A:They work too hard for.
Speaker A:I ain't got a lot, but I got a little bit.
Speaker A:And I don't want you to be taking action like that's not happening.
Speaker A:And that's why I believe in prenups.
Speaker A:Regardless, I. I could be broke as.
Speaker A:You know what, baby, we get into.
Speaker B:Prenup because this conversation got really dark.
Speaker A:Because I'm broke.
Speaker A:And I don't need you to make me broker.
Speaker B:Truth.
Speaker A:I mean, truth.
Speaker A:Because like, there are too many times, man, I've seen like, I do have a.
Speaker A:One of my friends and just.
Speaker A:He's like talking whatever.
Speaker A:She's like, yeah, what's that?
Speaker A:What Put me on the house.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:You ain't pay for this.
Speaker A:What are we talking about?
Speaker A:Well, we're gonna get married, so you should quit me now, man.
Speaker C:If to me cross that bridge when we get there.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker B:Because I hope you never get that.
Speaker A:We never cross it because that has.
Speaker B:Already told me what you hear from.
Speaker C:Yeah, I'm gonna keep kicking that can down the road.
Speaker C:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker A:You know, and it's just.
Speaker A:I mean, look, and I'm not sitting here trying to pile on how.
Speaker A:How questionable women are.
Speaker A:I'm just not.
Speaker A:But you just gotta take.
Speaker A:You gotta take what you've been given, right?
Speaker A:If she out here.
Speaker A:Or he.
Speaker A:We'll even say he.
Speaker A:If they are here.
Speaker A:Ask for dumbass like that.
Speaker B:Hey, no, we don't need to say he.
Speaker B:Stop it.
Speaker C:Stop it.
Speaker A:Stop.
Speaker B:Stop giving these.
Speaker B:Stop.
Speaker C:He couldn't.
Speaker B:Don't mention men in this.
Speaker A:I tried, man.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker B:Stop it.
Speaker C:He couldn't risk the fact that somebody might think he was negative.
Speaker A:One group.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Please, man.
Speaker B:Look, sometimes women can get it, man.
Speaker B:Let them get it.
Speaker B:Let them get it.
Speaker A:That's all.
Speaker A:So when it's all said and done, I mean, for me, it's never going to Be he.
Speaker A:It's going to be a woman.
Speaker A:And you ask me crazy like that.
Speaker A:That is basically saying red flag.
Speaker A:You know what?
Speaker A:When you cross that street, I might just hit you later.
Speaker C:I mean, I mean, it's as sad as it is to say.
Speaker C:Like, we actually.
Speaker C:I'm not saying it's right, but I'm be honest about what I'm gonna do.
Speaker C:Anytime we hear about a situation where a male and a woman like parted ways and we hear about how the man like financially benefited from that, I'm always like, that is role model.
Speaker C:He's, he's.
Speaker C:That's life goals right there.
Speaker A:Nick Lachey.
Speaker C:Hey, man.
Speaker C:It's like, hey man, these, these had hit a come up man.
Speaker A:Bro in Nick Lachey, man, her dad told her to get a prenup and she's like, I love him.
Speaker A:We could be together forever.
Speaker A:Then you decide to do a reality show and he took half that deuces.
Speaker A:And then Wayne gotta find a chick to new double deuces.
Speaker A:Now they got kids and.
Speaker A:And now they're making their own damn money.
Speaker A:Triple D, like what the man come up was real on that.
Speaker A:And Nick Cannon, he can afford a lot of these babies because he got some of that Mariah money.
Speaker A:I. Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh yeah.
Speaker B:I thought she would have a prenup for real.
Speaker C:Didn't she have to pay alimony?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:And they had a prenup.
Speaker A:They had a prenup.
Speaker A:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker C:Back.
Speaker B:If they had a prenup and she still had to pay alimony because she.
Speaker A:Made, she had, she owned so much.
Speaker A:It was a reverse.
Speaker A:You know how like if Tom Cruise, that's why he broke up, that's why he divorced what's her face because she was coming up on the.
Speaker A:The 10 year mark where she gets a lot more money.
Speaker A:She's like, n. You got to go.
Speaker A:You're not taking my money.
Speaker A:So that's what happened with him.
Speaker C:You think that's what Tom Cruise did?
Speaker C:I think the Scientology people said, hey, that ain't about to take our money.
Speaker B:Yeah, a whole nother podcast.
Speaker B:A whole nother podcast of that.
Speaker B:But wow, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker A:From what I understand, there were contractual things in the contract with Mariah Carey and, and whatever.
Speaker A:As long like the longer he stayed, the more money he made, like if he ever leaves her.
Speaker A:Because I guess she realizes that, you know, she probably ain't shit.
Speaker A:And you know, instead of him taking half, he's like.
Speaker A:She was like, look, I'll give you money if I fuck this up and.
Speaker B:But she didn't, did she?
Speaker A:Jury's still out.
Speaker A:But he got paid.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker B:Didn't realize.
Speaker B:I thought because he was making his own money.
Speaker B:It's not like he was broke.
Speaker B:He was just broke compared to her.
Speaker B:Her?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Cuz somehow that dumbass Christmas song has made more money for her than anything else she's ever done.
Speaker A:And she still makes money on that Every Christmas, every year.
Speaker B:Why you mad, man?
Speaker B:Why you hate that song?
Speaker C:Hate it like a man.
Speaker A:You, man, I hate that song.
Speaker C:I don't like that song either, cuz.
Speaker C:I got two girls who used to play it all the time.
Speaker C:But like, I ain't about to hate on her, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker C:Every time.
Speaker A:I ain't hating on her for her getting her money.
Speaker C:She cash and check, man.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:I mean, she did a Vegas registry bases on that.
Speaker A:Like, what the I.
Speaker A:Once again, she's talented.
Speaker A:And then she married some other dude.
Speaker A:I don't know if she's still with that guy anymore.
Speaker A:It's like, crazy.
Speaker A:It's like, hey, I'm gonna marry you so I can give you a ton of money, because I can't take it with me.
Speaker A:Me, marry me.
Speaker A:Like, I'll be glad to sit here and do nothing, but, you know, I mean, may.
Speaker C:Maybe that's just the way she pays for her hoes.
Speaker C:And instead of like, you know, when she finds some quality dick, she.
Speaker C:She marries it for.
Speaker C:For a year or two, make sure she can get that dick for a little while.
Speaker C:And then she's like, all right, I'm done with you.
Speaker C:Take this check.
Speaker C:And once again, because you don't.
Speaker C:You don't pay them for the sex.
Speaker A:Pay them to leave.
Speaker A:And Nick gave her two kids.
Speaker A:Twins.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:He's like.
Speaker C:I mean, the one thing we know.
Speaker A:Nick Cannon can do is impregnate chicks.
Speaker C:Exactly.
Speaker A:He gets pregnant.
Speaker A:His pull out game is horrible.
Speaker B:Or not trying to.
Speaker B:Yeah, he's just not trying to.
Speaker B:There's a difference.
Speaker C:Nick Cannon's pull out game is less tested than mine.
Speaker C:And I. I have.
Speaker C:I have been very adamant about the fact that my is untested.
Speaker B:Yes, yes, he trying to.
Speaker B:He don't care,.
Speaker A:Apparently.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker C:He's trying to make a village.
Speaker B:That's what it takes to raise a kid, right,.
Speaker A:Bro?
Speaker A:I mean, that's why he works 5 million jobs, man.
Speaker A:You got to pay for that.
Speaker B:That's not why it works so many jobs.
Speaker A:Well, I'm pretty sure that's part of it.
Speaker A:But hey, here's what it is.
Speaker A:All right, thank you.
Speaker A:Ag Mo B.
Speaker A:Man, what's on your mind with your.
Speaker A:What's your screen just stuck on you and Average Joe Bear your ain't moved in, like, 10 minutes.
Speaker C:And I'm all right with that.
Speaker C:That, like, it's a good steal right there, but yeah, it's.
Speaker C:I don't normally talk about sports for real on what's on My Mind, but I'm gonna talk about sports for a second.
Speaker C:Like, thank you and you to the San Antonio spurs, all at the same time.
Speaker C:First of all, I've always been a Popovich fan, even though he's not there, but, you know, still, he's like a.
Speaker A:General manager or something.
Speaker C:He's the president.
Speaker A:President of basketball.
Speaker C:Yeah, but look, man, I'm super ecstatic that I don't have to watch okay, KC play basketball anymore.
Speaker C:It just is what it is, man.
Speaker C:I just hate watching them play basketball because, I mean, I don't.
Speaker C:I'm not really convinced that they just play basketball.
Speaker C:It seems like most of the time they're just flailing about some.
Speaker C:Somebody described Shay, and it was the greatest description.
Speaker C:I think I've heard of Shay, the way he plays basketball.
Speaker C:He was like, he's a toy store great character.
Speaker C:And he was like, it's like the boy's about to walk in the room every time he's going to take a shot, and his body just collapses.
Speaker C:And I was like, yes, he's.
Speaker B:He's Woody.
Speaker C:He's basically playing.
Speaker C:He's out here being Woody and the boy's about to walk in the room.
Speaker C:Yeah, but.
Speaker C:But look, man, Wimby is so easy to root for that I can't help but finding myself rooting for him even more.
Speaker C:But all I kept thinking, because in.
Speaker C:And Shay played outstanding in Game 7, like.
Speaker C:And that's the thing.
Speaker C:Shea's such a good basketball player.
Speaker C:That's why I get so mad at the flopping.
Speaker C:But he played so great.
Speaker C:And all I kept thinking after they lost, wasn't it, yeah, man, San Antonio and okc, what a great series.
Speaker C:Or, oh, man, Wimby might have a chance to, you know, get a ring so early.
Speaker C:All I kept thinking was, if Shay played this well in game seven and they didn't win, and in game seven, one of the common things was he wasn't really flopping a lot.
Speaker C:Oh, man, he about to double and triple down on that next year.
Speaker C:He gonna be like, man, that every time I. I.
Speaker C:Man, every time I touch the ball, I'm falling on the ground, like, because.
Speaker C:Because he's gonna be like, man, this straight up playing basketball thing ain't working.
Speaker C:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker C:Like, I tried that.
Speaker C:I tried that and we lost.
Speaker C:I had to watch Chet's ass only take two shots and get after.
Speaker C:After Wimy dunked on him in the beginning of the game, Chat just decided, you know what?
Speaker C:I'm seven foot two too.
Speaker C:But yeah, when he dunked on me, I turned into, you know, a little.
Speaker C:Or maybe.
Speaker C:You know what?
Speaker C:I don't believe you ever turn into that.
Speaker C:I think I. I think you just kind of got that in you a little bit.
Speaker C:Like.
Speaker C:Like you just got that in you a little bit.
Speaker C:Like, I ain't saying he's full float.
Speaker C:I ain't saying he's a full fledged.
Speaker C:But what I'm saying is, you know, like, some people have sickle cell anemia trait.
Speaker C:Maybe Chet has like, you know, main stage trait.
Speaker C:Because I can't imagine being that tall, that talented, that gifted, playing an entire game and only taking two shots.
Speaker C:I just like, never my fat, chubby ass right now getting NBA game.
Speaker C:And you told me, did I gotta get some shots.
Speaker C:I bet you I get more than two up.
Speaker C:It might not be good shots.
Speaker A:They might be half court.
Speaker C:But like, if Chat had a James Harden performance where he went like one for forever, like we took like 30 shots and only made two, I'd be like, hey, man, dude had the worst game in his life.
Speaker C:In game seven happened.
Speaker C:But when you only take two shots, it's like, oh, man, that motherfucker was scared.
Speaker C:Scared.
Speaker C:That dude was terrified when we dunked on him at the beginning of the game.
Speaker C:And it was just like, nope, I ain't doing this.
Speaker C:Which.
Speaker C:Which makes it so much more easy to root for Wimby because, you know, Wendy don't like that dude.
Speaker C:It's obvious that he don't like that dude, but he ain't really demonstrative towards that dude.
Speaker C:And that's the worst type of hate right there.
Speaker B:When.
Speaker C:And Ruben, you're gonna say, you can look at me like, he's not that demise.
Speaker C:Yeah, he might flex a little bit, but he ain't out here Kevin Garnett calling him ass the whole game or something like that, which a lot.
Speaker C:But she has the thing.
Speaker C:Ruben, a lot of people would.
Speaker A:First of all, I'm saying, you dunk.
Speaker C:On somebody like that.
Speaker C:He didn't.
Speaker C:He didn't really make a facial expression.
Speaker C:He looked towards his bench and kept playing.
Speaker C:Can you think about when Sean Kemp dunked on a.
Speaker C:He started pointing at the,.
Speaker A:Like, what.
Speaker C:I'm saying is like, Wimby.
Speaker C:Wimby could be that, but he's not.
Speaker C:And that to me, I love that.
Speaker C:I love that.
Speaker C:Hey, I don't like you.
Speaker C:Everybody knows I don't like you, but I ain't got to make a public spectacle about it, because at the end of the day, hey, I'm me and you're you, and everybody's gonna see that.
Speaker C:So I feel like Wimby's, like, I could be demonstrative towards chat, but, like, you being chat is demonstrative enough.
Speaker C:Like, what do I have to do?
Speaker A:All I'm gonna say is it'd be one thing if that was the first time he ducked on him like that, but it's not the first game of the series.
Speaker A:And he was like, sit down.
Speaker A:And he.
Speaker A:He took like three shots in the first game, and he was non existent after that.
Speaker A:Once again, Reuben, you.
Speaker C:You could name times where he's dunked on him like that, but you can't name the mo.
Speaker C:You can't name what he did afterwards.
Speaker B:He didn't.
Speaker C:He didn't do a celebration dance.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker A:He didn't.
Speaker A:He didn't flex a little bit.
Speaker A:Not in front of him, but he didn't have to.
Speaker A:Worse, Rubik.
Speaker C:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker C:Like, it.
Speaker C:It's the best type of animosity.
Speaker C:It's like, it's the best type of animal.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm a dunk on you and not even acknowledge your place.
Speaker A:Like, honestly, because you too small, bitch.
Speaker C:The thing I don't ne.
Speaker C:I'm not the hugest Jordan, Stan.
Speaker C:But that was what was so cool about how Jordan was demonstrative towards people.
Speaker C:He would kind of look at you a little bit, maybe say a word or two, but then it was just like, nah, I just gotta bust your ass the whole game.
Speaker A:And he wasn't the worst one.
Speaker A:He wasn't even the worst one.
Speaker A:Larry Bird.
Speaker C:No, no, no, no.
Speaker C:Different type.
Speaker C:Because Larry Bird talked cash the entire game.
Speaker C:I mean, it's legendary stories about how much Clay Bird talk.
Speaker C:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker C:You don't hear about Wimby talking.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker C:He does a similar thing to Jordan.
Speaker C:He gives you a look, and then it's just like, oh, a lot of.
Speaker A:These guys don't really talk.
Speaker A:That's the problem.
Speaker A:They don't talk enough.
Speaker C:Bro, what game are you watching, man?
Speaker C:It's a whole bunch of words being said.
Speaker C:They don't.
Speaker C:They don't necessarily want to do anything like that's why I don't like the tough guy talk.
Speaker C:Because, like, y' all ain't trying to fight nobody, but it's too much money to be losing.
Speaker C:Like, I'm not even mad at you for not wanting to fight nobody.
Speaker B:I'm not.
Speaker A:I mean, has that.
Speaker C:I'm just like.
Speaker C:I'm just like, y' all are millionaires.
Speaker C:Why y' all mad?
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I didn't mean to laugh so loud.
Speaker C:I'm just saying, ag.
Speaker A:Yeah, you.
Speaker C:You have to buy ag.
Speaker C:If me and you were playing basketball, the violation.
Speaker C:If we were both making 30, 40 million dollars a year to do this, the violation that you would have to bestow upon me, like, punch you in.
Speaker A:The nuts, you up.
Speaker B:No, that wouldn't work.
Speaker B:I would have to call his wife out his name.
Speaker C:It'd be so much you'd have to do.
Speaker C:Because I'd be like, I'm not about to let you talk me out this bad.
Speaker B:Cause if I get hurt trying to hurt you and vice versa, that could mean tens of millions of dollars.
Speaker C:Talk me out this bag, man.
Speaker C:You got to do some serious violation.
Speaker B:He might show up at my door after he retires.
Speaker B:Cause you don't forget what I had to have said to him.
Speaker B:Him.
Speaker B:For him to even think about trying to hit.
Speaker C:I'm the Carmelo Anthony of it.
Speaker C:Like, I'm gonna be waiting outside the.
Speaker B:Locker room, you see?
Speaker C:And we need to have him talk.
Speaker C:But while we're on the court with cameras and everything, hey, bro, you say whatever you want, bro.
Speaker C:Like, all right, yeah, whatever.
Speaker A:However, shout out to Ron Hopper's kid.
Speaker A:Because when Caruso hacked the other dude, first thing he did was went down.
Speaker A:Cause that dude looked like he was about to go get.
Speaker A:Get at it.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:He grabbed.
Speaker A:Sat down, and he grabbed him.
Speaker B:He's like, nah, playing.
Speaker A:We about to win this.
Speaker B:We going to the finals.
Speaker B:This.
Speaker A:You are not fighting.
Speaker A:And he just held him, man.
Speaker A:I was like, that's smart thinking right there.
Speaker A:Because he looked.
Speaker A:That dude looked like I am street.
Speaker A:Who are you, white boy?
Speaker A:What is your problem?
Speaker A:Like, that's what he looked like.
Speaker A:He was about to call Caruso all sort of his names out.
Speaker A:And then because.
Speaker A:And Caruso did that on purpose because you.
Speaker A:He's.
Speaker A:He's whatever.
Speaker A:And, I mean, I. I'm not really hating on it, because he's a fan favorite.
Speaker A:Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good move.
Speaker A:I ain't gonna pray.
Speaker A:But, like, he was trying to give.
Speaker A:He was trying to get him kicked out the Game, which was smart.
Speaker C:He's a fan because he was busting their ass.
Speaker C:Boman Jones affectionately called them the OKC Blue Devils.
Speaker C:And I was like, man, that's a very accurate view of them, man.
Speaker C:Okay, see, blue because it's like they dirty.
Speaker C:But you, I mean, you gotta acknowledge that they cold.
Speaker C:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker C:They can play basketball.
Speaker C:I'm not the dude that's like, oh, Shay sucks.
Speaker C:He just be flopping like.
Speaker C:No, that Shane can ball.
Speaker A:Whether he does flop way too goddamn much.
Speaker C:It's just.
Speaker C:It's just annoying.
Speaker A:It's hard to flop against wimby.
Speaker A:Wimby though.
Speaker A:It just is.
Speaker A:You can't get close enough.
Speaker C:Well, it's not even just Wimby, man.
Speaker C:It's just they.
Speaker C:The whole team flops.
Speaker C:The whole OKC team just flops about.
Speaker A:And I'm just thinking, Chad didn't flop enough then.
Speaker C:No, he flops.
Speaker C:There's a couple fouls that got overturned because when they did the replay, you realized nobody.
Speaker A:I'm talking about yesterday.
Speaker A:He didn't flop enough because he only had two shots.
Speaker C:None of the OKC people flopped enough.
Speaker C:As far as Shay's concerned.
Speaker C:He's probably.
Speaker C:They're probably gonna have a whole training camp about how we can draw more fouls.
Speaker C:The only egregious flop that I saw Shay do was on that three pointer attempt with a dude jump beside him and Shay jumps completely away right in the basket.
Speaker C:Oh God, how are we rewarding this, man?
Speaker A:I'm so sick of that foul.
Speaker C:And they're like, oh, what a crafty move by the veteran.
Speaker C:No, I still a ass move.
Speaker A:Yeah, you know he can't do.
Speaker A:And you jump right into him and you know they're going to call the foul, which honestly should be not a foul.
Speaker A:It should be an offensive foul.
Speaker A:Cuz he jumps into.
Speaker C:Which is supposed to be.
Speaker C:If it's a non.
Speaker C:If it's a non natural shooting motion.
Speaker C:They're not.
Speaker C:It's in the rules not to reward them.
Speaker C:Yeah, but rules are different.
Speaker C:But like I said, man, I'm.
Speaker C:I'm happy the spurs won't one.
Speaker C:But all I kept thinking was, man, the Thunder are gonna be flopping this guy.
Speaker C:They got something about the rule, man, they gotta do something.
Speaker C:Because I just can't imagine the amount of fake injuries Shay Gilders is gonna have every game next year.
Speaker C:It's like a key.
Speaker C:It's like the, the key and pill skit about the soccer thing where they were trying to draw the red card, like every Time Shea goes to the lane, man, you're gonna think somebody assassinated him until he has to go shoot his two free throws and magically he'll be fine.
Speaker A:Claire's awesome.
Speaker C:But yeah, man, that's it, man.
Speaker C:I just.
Speaker C:I was super excited because I love Wimby.
Speaker C:I'm.
Speaker C:I'm a big fan of like but not just wimy.
Speaker C:I'm a fan of that whole spurs team, man.
Speaker C:That was first team.
Speaker A:They're young and they're gritty.
Speaker C:Yeah, man.
Speaker C:There's nothing I dislike about that team.
Speaker C:The only thing I'm gonna dislike about that team is like in three years when they gotta break them up because all of them don't want to get paid.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:So awesome.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:A couple quick things that then we're gonna wrap this up.
Speaker A:First of all, as far as what's.
Speaker B:On my mind,.
Speaker A:Very simple, right?
Speaker A:I believe the the greatest place other than the bathroom to get peace is driving in a car by yourself.
Speaker A:Because you get to listen to any piece of music that you can pull up on your Spotify.
Speaker A:Now.
Speaker A:It is we we have.
Speaker A:If you've been watching this show, you probably think a lot of my music choices are questionable.
Speaker A:And you would be right.
Speaker A:And I don't give a fuck about what you think.
Speaker A:But there is nothing that's more pleasurable than to listen to a piece of so called questionable music and singing my ass ass down the interstate, bro.
Speaker A:I like I don't give a if if you're watching me because I'm in my zone and it's great whether you hear what I'm singing or not.
Speaker A:And yes, there are some questionable hits that I have on my Spotify.
Speaker A:But once again, as I said earlier, I don't give a what you think.
Speaker A:So fair.
Speaker A:Everybody should have that kind of peace.
Speaker A:And if you don't drive, how will you have that piece when you walk it?
Speaker A:Because like there's nothing but there's nothing better than music piece and nobody can say about what the you're listening to.
Speaker A:It's the greatest ever.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:I entertain people while I drive and I don't give a like so.
Speaker A:And number two, like yo man, there's no way I can let this episode go without giving a shout out to Moby.
Speaker A:It's his birthday today.
Speaker B:Hey, happy birthday man.
Speaker A:Than you know that.
Speaker A:Thank you so hey man, I'm glad you're a little bit older and you're a little bit more wiser and I.
Speaker C:Don't know about that second part.
Speaker B:Barb showed up on this show.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:How about you?
Speaker B:How.
Speaker C:Yeah, definitely older.
Speaker C:That's true.
Speaker B:He's older though.
Speaker A:You know, it's like that.
Speaker A:So congrats to Moby on on his special day.
Speaker A:And you know, the fact that you had a whole bunch of people cook for you, you know what?
Speaker A:One day I hope that happens to me because I had a bunch of.
Speaker C:People cook for me.
Speaker C:I had a couple people cook a lot of stuff for me.
Speaker C:That's.
Speaker A:Well, you know what you did though, not a damn thing.
Speaker A:You ain't cook.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker C:I'm not disputing that.
Speaker A:That's all I'm saying, man.
Speaker A:All I'm saying is you ain't do and the people who probably cook for you I'm pretty sure was good.
Speaker A:So like hey man, what was it?
Speaker A:Best way to a man's heart is through food.
Speaker A:That's straight up up.
Speaker A:That's why I'm fat now.
Speaker A:But you know, that's cuz I love myself.
Speaker A:So with that being said, like thank everybody for listening to a brand new episode of five Minute War.
Speaker A:Sorry we're a little late but you know what?
Speaker A:We still getting in.
Speaker A:Appreciate you but normally we are here at 9:00pm Eastern Standard Time or every Sunday.
Speaker A:Tell a friend, tell an enemy.
Speaker A:Just tell somebody about us.
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Speaker A:JTT Creations, they good people and they do good work also.
Speaker A:Yeah, let's do this again next week.
Speaker A:But we're gonna be on time next week so I appreciate it.
Speaker A:Thank you again.
Speaker A:Thank you to Moby, thank you to Ag and of course thank you to you for listening and just being here with us because we talk a lot of and you still like to listen, listen.
Speaker A:So we appreciate it.
Speaker A:Now with that being said, we will see you next week.
Speaker A:You know, as always, peace, love, hair grease, soul and deuces.
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